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Guy Ritchie and Madonna  
(26 Oct 2008)
Madonna and I have quite a bit in common. For one thing, we're about  the same age and for another, 
well... this is a bit secret, but I suppose it's all right to tell you... we both visit the same 
charity shop. There. I knew you'd be shocked. Mind you, I've got a reason. It sells coffee near 
the studio where I record your 
spoken forecasts
 when I visit London. 
  
 Quite why a woman worth 300 million needs to rummage through the bric-a-brac 
 is more of a mystery. Perhaps I'll ask her, next time I see her. Hmmm. Maybe I'll just cast her 
 horoscope and draw my own conclusions. No point in upsetting a woman who can punch harder than 
 Joe Calzaghe. Joe by the way, is an Aries. I quite fancy his chances against Aquarian Roy Jones Jr 
 next month in New York. 
 
Madonna, though, is a Leo and Guy is a Virgo. If that turns into a proper fight,  nobody 
will win. But according to their horoscopes, these two have actually had a 'meaningful relationship' 
based on real respect and understanding. The lawyers, once they get to work, will deepen the divide, 
but Lourdes, Rocco and David may yet help them find a way to bridge it. 
 
 
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